I am Wario! Double chin? Jumping right to looks, eh? Shouldn't have expected anything else! WAHAHAHA!
((Wario independent roleplay blog er will roleplay with anyone I guess but roleplay with me is not a very attractive concept))

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What ees that supposed to mean, eh? Mario ees nothing!! I’M the true star!

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thank you metacritic user reviews

What ees that supposed to mean, eh? Mario ees nothing!! I’M the true star!

icykittygoesnya:

"Cats aren’t born like that. We can dye or fur, but we can’t change our names once we’re given them."

"Well’a, what eef the fur is yellow and they’re’a named ‘Urine’? Can’a they change their names then, eh?"

xx-theophiuchusdemon-xx:

” I work for a Goddess to protect the humans of this world from demons who wish to do them harm.”

"That’a sounds pretty evil to me!" Wario says. "What about the demons, eh? They’re just doin’ their job! And you’re preventing them from doing it well! What about the demon families, eh? Feh. You superior types are’a all the same!" Wario spits.

Ask-wario is now following!

lightytheyoshi:

He knows when you see a wario it’s usually trouble. He goes up to wario trying to keep a smile. “Hello wario. Whatcha doin here?”

"Oh’a sheet, Yoshi! Don’t sneak up one me like that!" Wario exclaims. "I’m’a just admirin’ the scenery!" Wario sniffs a flower then coughs loudly. "Stupid nature." He mutters, hiding something behind his back which appears to be a burlap sack.

askwario said:Waitta answer his question, Megaman!

ssb4-megaman:

askwario:

ssb4-megaman:

 

What’s he planning? Somebody like him wouldn’t run.

Wario quickly turns into a nearby alleyway. He gets off his bike and rustles around for something, then pulls out a giant ball of garlic. He taks a bite and is transformed into… 

WARIOMAN! He remounts his bike and drives, very, very quickly, towards Megaman, laughing loudly.

*He has a blast charged which he quickly fires at Wario before firing a crash bomb at him*

Wario, since he is invincible in this form, drives through it and crashes into Megaman head on.

askwario said:Waitta answer his question, Megaman!

ssb4-megaman:

 

What’s he planning? Somebody like him wouldn’t run.

Wario quickly turns into a nearby alleyway. He gets off his bike and rustles around for something, then pulls out a giant ball of garlic. He taks a bite and is transformed into… 

WARIOMAN! He remounts his bike and drives, very, very quickly, towards Megaman, laughing loudly.

icykittygoesnya:

icykittygoesnya:

askwario:


“Aren’t’a you a cat?” He stops himself. “Icy? Who’a names their kid ICY?” He laughs bluntly. “Other then kitties.”

The she-cat’s eyes glowed with anger. “Where I come from, everyone is named according to the color of their fur. It’s so everyone has an…

“It’s simple, really. I knew a lot of people who had fur similar to my own, usually their names were related to winter or the cold, like Ice or Snow or something like that.”

"But what eef, hypothetically, a kitty-cat has puce’a skin and magenta polka-dots? What is he named then, eh?" Wario asks triumphantly.